daftplunk:

sailorbrazil:

mojav:

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

im not bovered

ello yewchube

shiijose:

Sharks live in salt water because pepper water would make them sneeze

bot-dad:

iamburdened:

gaycaptain:

swagslick:

swagslick:

high-blogging:

high-blogging:

fasciation:

fasciation:

bodysrock:

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

i’M CRyING

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

i cant believe youre still human

I’m waiting

Hello waiting, I’m Dad!

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